Mr. Potato Head has finally come clean and admitted while at a toy fair in Huntington Beach in 1974 he got drunk and impregnated a local woman who gave birth to their child, famous fighter Tito Ortiz.
Friends of both Mr. Potato Head and Tito Ortiz always said there was a resemblance but were shocked to learn that the two are not only related but that Mr. Potato Head actually has working sexual reproductive organs.
"We all make mistakes. I had a little too much vodka one night and Tito was born nine months later. It's up to Tito what kind of relationship he wants. I would love to corner him for a fight one day." Mr. Potato Head said.
Critics wonder how this news may effect Ortiz as he continues to compete in such a macho sport now knowing his father dresses in women's clothing sometimes.
