There are three things the MMA community never wants you to forget:
GSP is athletic
Lyoto Machida is elusive
Randy Couture is old
But no one realized just how old Couture was until looking at him through the lens of dog years. While there are no athletic commission sanctions against any mammal competing over the age of 300 dog years, the Nevada State Athletic Commission said they may look into it. When Couture was asked to comment on the situation he seemed upset by the revelation.
"Maybe it is time for me to hang it up. Even if I can still use my wrestling skills to grind out wins against inferior talent, being 322 in dog years can't be safe for competing in the octagon." A dejected Couture said before drifting off for a late afternoon nap.
