Brock Lesnar (With Hole In Intestine) to fight Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (Staph infection) In Battle Of Sick Heavyweights



The UFC has been decimated with injuries forcing many cards to be re-arranged this winter but now two of the company's biggest stars have volunteered to take one for the team. Dana White always said his fighters were tough but the heavyweight title bout between two severely sick athletes is set to make history,

"One guy has a hole in his f----- intestine. The other guy has f---- staph infection. Are you f----- kidding me? A proud Dana White said about the fight.

There has been no comment from the Nevada State Athletic Commission but it believed all referees, judges and spectators sitting ringside will be asked to wear protective gloves and a face mask for precautionary reasons.

The fight is scheduled to take place at UFC 109 on the same day that Mark Coleman, age 44, will fight Randy Couture, age 46, (EDITORS NOTE: that is actually a real fight scheduled to take place) the card promises to not only make history but inspire both the sick and elderly.

Dana White concluded by saying, "you got Randy Cew-tour still fighting at 46 and Lesnar fighting with a hole in his intestine. You think Fedor will still be fighting in his mid-forties? You ever see Fedor fight with an intestinal problem? Yea, I didn't think so. This is what makes the UFC great."